Pretty sure I'm headed through the big D and don't mean Dallas

[dsrtuckteezy]

all the more reason to never get married. oh, and you know where the nsfw forum is, right?

[bcoop]

This sounds familiar but don't count on it. It can go south quick with no warning signs so prepare yourself. You might even wonder what happened to your ex and how did she turn into the anti christ.

This, too. Proper prior planning prevents piss poor performance. Nothing wrong with a civil divorce. Everyone starts out with the best intentions, but it turns ugly quick. And there is nothing wrong with having a case built, documented, and ready if it does go south. Don't get caught with your pants down. It happens more than you'd think.

[CJ-95GT]

Thanks guys. At this point, if it is a divorce it looks to be a very civil one. Both sides calm, not mad... I'm pretty sure at this point based on previous discussions that I'd keep the house (no way she could afford it) and the boys would primarily live here so as not to mess up school or their lives any more than it needs to be.

This sounds familiar but don't count on it. It can go south quick with no warning signs so prepare yourself. You might even wonder what happened to your ex and how did she turn into the anti christ.

[Baron Von Crowder]

They're, even

no way, they own that level of crazy.

[greenbullitt]

same goes for you, if you need to clear you head, bring your ass to the shop.


But stay away from the Venus chicks, their fuckin crazy.

They're, even

[dblack1]

I've learned after two to trust the instinct and go with the divorce. The if, back and forth, in and out, is so much more draining than calling it a day and being done with it. My last one kicked my ass because I let it. I told her it was what I wanted and left it at that. Moved out, wooed me back, then in a couple months she was back to the blabbing/bitching. Same thing again, only this time I filed and went through with it. She still would text me out of the blue and before you know it was talk of working things out. Man that shit took a lot out of me. If you think it is over protect yourself and prepare accordingly. Don't drag it out.

[Baron Von Crowder]

If anything, an em-dash would work better than commas.

So:

Man, that DJ can be a real picky, over reading, grammar nazi.

Would read better as:

Man, that DJ is a real limp-dick-fuckface-cocksucking-grammar nazi.

I find both equally acceptable.

[Sean88gt]

man, just a little punctuation goes a long way.

If anything, an em-dash would work better than commas.

So:

Man, that DJ can be a real picky, over reading, grammar nazi.

Would read better as:

Man, that DJ is a real limp-dick-fuckface-cocksucking-grammar nazi.

[bird_dog0347]

same goes for you, if you need to clear you head, bring your ass to the shop.


But stay away from the Venus chicks, their fuckin crazy.

Man.... they are all effing crazy. Not gonna touch anything else till it's final if we do get the divorce. But once that's final and over, I'll never get married again. I may come out to the shop and hang out sometime, it's a drive but might be nice in a month or so to drive the fox out there. All I need now is the stickers.

[Baron Von Crowder]

Thanks guys. At this point, if it is a divorce it looks to be a very civil one. Both sides calm, not mad... I'm pretty sure at this point based on previous discussions that I'd keep the house (no way she could afford it) and the boys would primarily live here so as not to mess up school or their lives any more than it needs to be. I would never talk bad about her to the boys or even around them. That's their mom and one way or another we will both be in the boys lives for as long as we are alive. Sucks to hear about you having the same issue Nate.

same goes for you, if you need to clear you head, bring your ass to the shop.


But stay away from the Venus chicks, their fuckin crazy.

[bird_dog0347]

Thanks guys. At this point, if it is a divorce it looks to be a very civil one. Both sides calm, not mad... I'm pretty sure at this point based on previous discussions that I'd keep the house (no way she could afford it) and the boys would primarily live here so as not to mess up school or their lives any more than it needs to be. I would never talk bad about her to the boys or even around them. That's their mom and one way or another we will both be in the boys lives for as long as we are alive. Sucks to hear about you having the same issue Nate.

[Baron Von Crowder]

If you need a herpes, free, throat massage, drop me a line.

man, just a little punctuation goes a long way.

[Nate]

If you need a herpes free throat massage, drop me a line.

I don't remember ever having laughed so hard. Chuckles almost cried.

[Sean88gt]

Know how I know you're gay?

Head is head and inside joke head is the best.

When you're right, you're right. The problem is, you're only right 0.00415965187% of the time.


My son's mom has been a worthless sack of shit for the majority of his life, but I've never once badmouthed her in front of him. He figured it out on his own.

My brother's wife badmouths her ex in front of the kids all the time, and they resent her and the ex for it. He's a piece of shit too, but they should have come to that conclusion on their own. It makes me cringe every time the subject comes up, because of the hate and vitriol that follows. No child should ever hear that kind of shit from one parent, about the other.

Dementia.

[bcoop]

HOLY SHIT! You agreed with me on something?!? The end is nigh!

When you're right, you're right. The problem is, you're only right 0.00415965187% of the time.


My son's mom has been a worthless sack of shit for the majority of his life, but I've never once badmouthed her in front of him. He figured it out on his own.

My brother's wife badmouths her ex in front of the kids all the time, and they resent her and the ex for it. He's a piece of shit too, but they should have come to that conclusion on their own. It makes me cringe every time the subject comes up, because of the hate and vitriol that follows. No child should ever hear that kind of shit from one parent, about the other.