Favorite Sayings

[TENGRAM]

My dad always says, "You gotta make hay while the sun shines"

[Mychael101]

"If you want to change the way people respond to you, change the way you respond to people."

[Moose242]

"You can lose a lot of money pursuing women, but you will never lose women pursuing money."

-My Dad-

[Neon131]

Post 'em up. I don't work with any old guys anymore so I'm missing out on sayings that seem to be universal anywhere you go.

I miss working with an old guy that would always have some words of wisdom that made me chuckle. The funniest thing he would do would was more of an action than words though. When recounting the women he had been with over the years, he would hold his pinky finger between the tips of his ring finger and thumb, then he'd stick his pinky between his teeth to about the first knuckle of the pinky. After setting his teeth on it, he would proceed to pull his pinky out of his semi clenched teeth, still pinched between the tips of the other fingers and exclaim "She had nipples about that long!" That shit made me laugh every time.

I know we've all worked with those types of guys. They always know what to say with impeccable timing. Let's hear 'em so we can all remember and share in the humorous wisdom our elders, who've already seen it all.