Favorite Sayings

[barronj]

-The worse you want it, the worse you get it.

-That will go over like a turd in a punch bowl (or a fart in church)

-Money or excuses, you're making one or the other

-Hungrier than a slave in love

-Hungrier than a hostage

-Sweatin' like a whore in church

-Never argue with a fool 'cause they'll drag you down to their level & beat you with experience

-gayer than a man in a mid drift.

-queer as a football bat

-as fucked up as a *expletive* trying to read

-NO MATTER HOW FINE SHE IS, SOMEBODY SOMEWHERE IS SICK OF HER SHIT

[Venom]

"That's what she said."

[YALE]

.

Tits, or GTFO.

[BEARY]

"You're six down, seven across and ate the fuck up"
"It is what it is"

[Venom]

My grandapa used to say all the time
"That lazy nigger better get to work before I cane his ass."

[Frank]

One I heard recently that made me chuckle:

Working on something and someone is "helping" but keeps trying to tell you the way it should be done:

"I'm fucking this chicken, you just hold the feet."

[Vertnut]

"Mosquito's were so big, they could stand flat-footed and fuck a turkey."

"If I tell you a rooster will pull a boxcar, hook him up!"

"The worst lay I ever had was wonderful."

"Tell her to haul ass, and it would take two trips."

"I've got 4"...but most women don't like 'em that wide."

[Texican]

Does a bear shit in the woods?

Does Howdy Doody have wooden balls?

Is a frog's ass water tight?

[Vanner27]

"I spent most of my money on beer and women. The rest I just wasted."

[BP]

She's got more angles than a skinny whore.

Go big, go early.

Go big or go home. <--- Convinced a friend of mine to play two $200 hands of blackjack once, lost both It was 4am though.

[racrguy]

Just because there's a goalie doesn't mean I can't score.

[grove rat]

live life, fuck dying.

-me

[Mysticcobrakilla]

I like my women like I like my coffee, ground up and in the freezer.

[chevyhater01]

For those who work in retail and deal with customers.

"Same shit different ass."

[jasone]

never trust a fart.

-a wise man



this isn't fucking match.com for christs sake

-jasone