Favorite Sayings

[paul_376]

caras vemos, pero corazones no conosemos

[hunt4m3x]

"You know how I know you're gay?"
"This shit is more fucked up than a niggers check book"

[91CoupeMike]

"smells like cat shit on a sunny day"

[91CoupeMike]

"no such thing as a ugly blowjob"

"that's not bull shit, that's cat shit"

[Magnimike1]

Harder than being a one legged man in an ass kicking contest.


Missed it by a cunt hair


Boy, you think you are shit on a stick but you are just a fart on a splinter



Well, doesn't that just cork your pistol



Looking at a girl walking: I wish I had a swing like that in my back yard

[Ted]

"You can lose a lot of money pursuing women, but you will never lose women pursuing money."

-My Dad-

Your dad =genius

[JFurst]

You look about as happy as a tick on a fat dog.

I’m finer than frog hair split four ways.

If you don’t stop I’ll knock you in the head and tell God you died.He couldn’t carry a tune in a bucket.

[94form2000z]

My mom always said "want in one hand and shit in the other and see which one fills up first" lol

Working with steel fabrication and construction sites I'd get cuts and what not.. I remember always being told "I've had bigger cuts on my dick, get back to work"

[threefortytwo]

Even a broken clock is right twice a day... -heh

[threefortytwo]

Everyone once in a while a blind squirrel finds a nut.

[Neon131]

Couple more I remembered:

"A chicken has a head this small and it is smart enough to get out of the rain"

"Any plumber can tell you, shit runs downhill"

[JFurst]

it is colder than a well diggers ass

[HarrisonTX]

"If you want to change the way people respond to you, change the way you respond to people."

So true.

[Neon131]

"did that hurt" yes" "it will feel better when it quits hurtin now get your ass back to work"

GENIUS! I'm using this one.

[krazy kris]

"its hotter than camel pussy"
"higher than juraff ass"

and one of my favorite quotes my grandpa would say on the construction site
"did that hurt" yes" "it will feel better when it quits hurtin now get your ass back to work"