Favorite Sayings

[slowyellow]

"That shit is gay as aids"

"There might not be an I in team... But there is 3 U's in shut the fuck up!"

[payne5757]

One of the funniest sayings I ever saw on a shirt....

"Women are like parking curbs. They're all whores and liars!"

[Markus]

When leaving somewhere, or getting ready to leave "depending who is around" I usually say;
"Lets make like a hockey player and get the phuck outta here!"
"Lets make like a baby and head out!"
"Lets make like a cow patty and hit the trail!"
"Lets make like a tree and leave!"

[red95gts]

"That'll go over like a turd in the punch bowl"

[cde21]

I've killed dogs for less than that.

More useless than tits on a nun.

Dad: Water sure is cold in that toilet.
Uncle: Yeah, deep too. (I was dying at thanksgiving when I heard them say this shit)

[Baba Ganoush]

"I'd rather drink turpentine and piss on a brush fire"

"Don't sweat the petty things, and don't pet the sweatty things." George Carlin

[Mike]

"I dont go to your work and slap the dick out of your mouth, so dont come to my work and tell me how to do my job"

[NTexas_V-Star]

"When life hands you lemons, quickly grab it's arm and spin it into a cholk-hold, then whisper into it's ear "What's your real name, fucker?"

I got a damn good laugh outta that one!

[FATHERFORD]

"Thats mighty white of you."

Favorite quote from my father lately.

[jdgregory84]

"When life hands you lemons, quickly grab it's arm and spin it into a cholk-hold, then whisper into it's ear "What's your real name, fucker?"

[Jimbo]

"Thats mighty white of you."

[TonyMCev]

"I might just cry two tears in a bucket...fuck it!"

[CRASH]

"If it's got tits or tires, it's gonna cause problems !"

"Raining like a cow pissing on a flat rock !"

"It's better to have and not need, than to need and not have !"

"Sweating like a preacher in a whore house !"

"Dumber than a box of rocks."

"Deader than a door knob/door nail."

I'll try to think of some more later.

-Aaron

[BlueCoupeRedVert]

Shit fire and save the matches!

holy shit. I was going to say this. A friend of ours says this all the time after shes had a few drinks.

[Badd91]

I got more game than Milton Bradley!
Slicker than a mooses root!
Fucked up worse than Polio!
Sexier than a three peckered Billie goat!
Fucked up worse than a soup sandwich!
This dick ain't gonna suck itself!