Favorite Sayings

[SS Junk]

Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver.

"Why are you the way you are?" - Michael Scott

"The shooting's easy if you've got the right gun." - Ozzy

"I have been guilty of kicking myself in the teeth." - Layne Staley

"History shows again and again how nature points out the folly of man. Godzlla!" - BOC

"You're like an Alzheimer's patient in a whore house. You're constantly surprised that you're getting screwed, and you don't want to pay for it." - Charlie Harper

"Sometimes you eat the bar and sometimes it eats you." - The Stranger

"The future's uncertain and the end is always near." - Jim Morrison

[Jimbo]

Kick the tires and light the fires?.

Yeah, I've heard variations. I always heard it my way when it was time to get off work. It also came in handy at bonfires or field parties, when everyone would actually piss on the fire and spin tires leaving. lol

10% rule. Gotta be 10% smarter than the object you're workin with to overcome it.

That reminds me of my uncle. Everytime someone is having trouble fixing something: "Gotta be smarter that what your workin on".

[payne5757]

Time to piss on the fires and light the tires.

Kick the tires and light the fires?


Oh and....

Balls to the wall.

10% rule. Gotta be 10% smarter than the object you're workin with to overcome it.

[71chevellejohn]

My mom always told us when we were growing up when we said,

"mom, we're hungry" and her response " Hungry? Lick some salt then you'll be thirsty too"

My Dad's response to "I'm hungry" - "I'm Fred, nice to meet you Hungry."

[Cannon88]

Regarding a emrgency run to the crapper:
"My shit/fart separator is on the fritz"

"I've got a turd honkin' and it ain't slowing down."


"G's up, hoes down."

[papapepper]

Don't talk about it, be about it.

[Jonny00GT]

My mom always told us when we were growing up when we said,

"mom, we're hungry" and her response " Hungry? Lick some salt then you'll be thirsty too"

Your Mom was mean! LOL

[STRONGNUFF]

My mom always told us when we were growing up when we said,

"mom, we're hungry" and her response " Hungry? Lick some salt then you'll be thirsty too"

[Jimbo]

Time to piss on the fires and light the tires.

[barronj]

My give-a-shitter gave out

[JP135]

Hotter than a two-dollar pistol.
Raining so hard its like a cow pissing on a sidewalk.
Fucked up as a nigger bicycle.
Fine as frog's hair.
Scarce as hen's teeth.
Sweating like the town whore at a tent revival.
So horny the crack of dawn looks good.
Ugly as a mud fence.
If my dog was as ugly as you, I'd shave his ass and teach him to walk backwards.
Don't look a gift horse in the mouth.
Never trust a white man with a mustache or a black man without one.
Drunk as a spider.
Drunk as a waltzing piss-ant.
Graceful as a three-legged elephant on crutches.
Couldn't carry a tune if you gave him a bucket.
Funny as a peg-leg with termites.
Grinning like a mule eating briars.
Chopping tall cotton.
(so bucktoothed) he could eat corn on the cob through a picket fence.
So broke I can't even pay attention.
So hungry my belly thinks my throat got cut.
Make hay while the sun shines.
Happy as a dead pig in the sunshine.
Happy as a pig in shit.
I'll stomp a prize-winning mud-hole in your ass.
I never saw anything like that and I've been two three county fairs and a hog-callin'
(referring to long dry-spells) I got yearling frogs on my place that don't know how to swim.

Give me ten minutes and I'll remember a few dozen more.

[71chevellejohn]

When my dad hasn't heard of somebody who's giving an opinion on whatever
"And who the hell is he when he's at home"

[Rick the Home Inspector]

Shit fire and save the matches!

[LS1Goat]

Today is a good day to die.

[CJ-95GT]

"Rubber wheels are always better than rubber heels."

"I'm out like a fat girl playing dodge ball."