Favorite Sayings

[mustangguy289]

"Snookie want smush smush"-Annonamous

[habs4me]

It's colder than a well diggers ass.

[Jimbo]

"Keep it between the ditches!"

Keep the shiny side up, boy.

[Gear_Jammer]

"You be good, and if you can't be good, name it after me!"

"Keep it between the ditches!"

[Blame Canada]

Can't tell the difference between sheep shit and wild honey.

Can't put 10 lbs of shit in a 5 lbs sack

[Blame Canada]

"If" your grandmother had balls, she would have been your grandfather.

[Avery'sDad]

"If you want sympathy, look between 'shit' and 'syphilis' in the dictionary, because you sure ain't gonna find it here"

LOL

Colder than a witch's tit in a brass bra.

Doing push-ups in the snow.



"Unfortunately, i broke my give-a-shitter"

[Rreemo]

An old guy I used to work for:

"When you get to be my age don't ever waste an erection....even when you are by yourself."

"When I was younger I never understood what old people meant when they said they were getting closer to the here-after, but now that I'm old I understand because 3-4 times a day I'll walk into a room and then ask myself....now what was I here after?"

My Grandpa:

"Look at her, I'll bet she's got a buckskin belly and a rubber asshole!"

"I'm sweatin like a slave"

"That's uglier than a homemade mud dick"

[Magnimike1]

Colder than a witch's tit in a brass bra.

Heard that also.

[David]

Charlie dont surf.

[Jenn]

"You know how I know you're gay?"

Cause your dick tastes like shit?

[Jimbo]

Tougher than a witch's titty.

Colder than a witch's tit in a brass bra.

[0 GT 2]

The only place success comes before work is in the dictionary.

[Magnimike1]

Does a frog smack his ass on a lily pad?

That's sexier than socks on a rooster.

Its colder than a nuns pussy in here.

Tougher than a witch's titty.

[Saleen781]

My dad-Are you going to mow the yard?
me-I might
Dad-Might?? Mites are on a chickens ass, mow the damn yard.