Favorite Sayings

[Stephen]

Dont cut your nose off to spite your face
birds of a feather flock together

[03trubluGT]

It's hotter than two rats fukking in a wool sock.

[03trubluGT]

"its hotter than camel pussy"
"higher than juraff ass"

and one of my favorite quotes my grandpa would say on the construction site
"did that hurt" yes" "it will feel better when it quits hurtin now get your ass back to work"

WTF is a "juraff"????

[scootro]

Business conventions are important because they demonstrate how many people a company can operate without.


If you're looking for sympathy you'll find it between shit and syphilis in the dictionary

[scootro]

Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it.

[stevo]

"You know how I know you're gay?"
"This shit is more fucked up than a niggers check book"

I find myself saying that a bunch.

Stevo

[jdgregory84]

Gayer than two guys on a motorcycle.

More queer than a rainbow over San Francisco.

[krazy kris]

haltoms kids are teh aidz

yes its fucked up now quit spewing your shit in every thread

[0 GT 2]

Gayer than two guys on a motorcycle.

[Trick Pony]

I like my whiskey old and my women young.

[Moose242]

"....surcharge.... surcharges.... surcharge..."

-BUFFALOHALTOM-

[Trick Pony]

You can't polish a turd.

[helosailor]

"If you want sympathy, look between 'shit' and 'syphilis' in the dictionary, because you sure ain't gonna find it here"

[Neon131]

Another one came back:

In response to a "Take it easy"

"If it comes easy, I'll take it twice."

[71chevellejohn]

Fucked up like a football bat.

Laid up like a **expletive deleted** on welfare